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Pareidolia: the act of seeing imagined patterns in random objects, such as faces in the clouds

[Written for the Exeter Ignite blog. Oriinal article here.]

Gorgeous, right?Picture a different Exeter.

I don’t mean some Avatar floaty island jetpack hologram horseshit. I mean something that could happen tomorrow and could’ve already happened by today. Picture a town where people sat down in the rubble of the Blitz and got out blue crayons instead of red pens. An unending playground of hanging gardens, spice markets and bandstands. A city where land is owned not by private contractors, churches or universities but by the people who live there, people who work out agreements amongst themselves to make public spaces fit for their own usage. A place where teenagers like the one I grew up here as don’t hover outside MacDonalds on cold spring nights doing ketamine and calling each other gay, and instead congregate to design video games or plan yarn bombing raids. A place that starts doing things right for a change. A city where every wall can be a mural, every street can be a carnival, and yes, anyone can tell a story.

This might sound like a terrible vision to you. You might think I’m being needlessly disparaging about a city with many virtues. But it’s is the place I imagine when I think of the best possible circumstances, and the place that seeing Pat Cullum’s simple and beautiful poster for Ignite made me think of once again. I don’t think Ignite will necessarily make this vision happen. I’ve never subscribed to the commonly held opinion amongst the Great and Good that More Culture intrinsically equals More Goodness, an attitude often predicated on the notion that if we shanghai more of those dirty commoners into opera or poetry readings it will make up for their shoddy living conditions and terrible wages. But what keeps me interested in writing and telling stories to people is that it allows both myself and them to envision something completely different. For me, it’s imagination that is the magical quality of art, a quality that it by no means has a monopoly on, and, at the risk of going a bit post-rehab Russel-Brandy, a quality that should be present in all aspects of our lives for us to be happy and fruitful human beings.

That’s why Ignite is good. And that’s why I tell my little stories in front of small collections of people in raked rows of seating. I hope you’ll join me.

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